Odd things said in my house

me to Husband: "I don't think I can explain the subtleties of smut to you."

me to Bug: "Don't lick the couch"
"that doesn't mean you can just go lick your brother instead"

me to D and Suv "this is a bad thing and it is all Husband's fault"

I'm Alive!

Just normally really worn out by the time I get home, and then it's dinner and bath and put the kiddos to bed. And after that I just want to relax.

Long story short, I need to make time to blog again, I just am lazy and tired by the end of the day.