I got the last laugh

Me to Husband : "look, your writing is so bad that Bug thinks that your writing is her drawing"

Odd things said in my house

me to Husband: "I don't think I can explain the subtleties of smut to you."

me to Bug: "Don't lick the couch"
"that doesn't mean you can just go lick your brother instead"

me to D and Suv "this is a bad thing and it is all Husband's fault"

Laughing "That pigeon doesn't care!"